This is my article for the april fools edition of the newspaper.
Found: Magic toilet Portal to Las Vegas!
BY: Miranda Rosaio
You know the upstairs’ girls bathroom? It has been having renovations performed on it for a long time you know (along with the rest of the school)? Well, those renovations won’t be done for a while. An undercover expedition caught several of the construction workers off duty. Where did they go you ask? It may sound a little strange but, they went to the bathroom, in a girls stall! A recent discovery has been made, stall number three is actually a toilet portal to Las Vegas (how they all fit, I have no idea)! During renovations, a pipe above the third stall, broke spilling out some sort toxic waste (It’s honestly that not hard to believe) causing the toilet to become a magic portal……TO LAS VEGAS!
The investigation took us deeper and deeper into the mystery of the never ending renovations. When we finally compiled enough evidence, we were able to get a warrant. We questioned several of the construction workers. Most of them claimed that they had no idea about the portal. The principal gave us information on all of the construction workers currently on duty. Upon further investigation, we discovered that some of the construction workers weren’t on the list at all, meaning that the school did not employ them. As it seems, someone leaked the information about the ‘portal-potty’ causing others to pose as workers to get free trips.
The frauds are being weeded out, and soon the construction will continue on as planned. The school is deciding whether or not to destroy the toilet, so until a decision is made, the bathroom will be closed.
BY: Miranda Rosaio
You know the upstairs’ girls bathroom? It has been having renovations performed on it for a long time you know (along with the rest of the school)? Well, those renovations won’t be done for a while. An undercover expedition caught several of the construction workers off duty. Where did they go you ask? It may sound a little strange but, they went to the bathroom, in a girls stall! A recent discovery has been made, stall number three is actually a toilet portal to Las Vegas (how they all fit, I have no idea)! During renovations, a pipe above the third stall, broke spilling out some sort toxic waste (It’s honestly that not hard to believe) causing the toilet to become a magic portal……TO LAS VEGAS!
The investigation took us deeper and deeper into the mystery of the never ending renovations. When we finally compiled enough evidence, we were able to get a warrant. We questioned several of the construction workers. Most of them claimed that they had no idea about the portal. The principal gave us information on all of the construction workers currently on duty. Upon further investigation, we discovered that some of the construction workers weren’t on the list at all, meaning that the school did not employ them. As it seems, someone leaked the information about the ‘portal-potty’ causing others to pose as workers to get free trips.
The frauds are being weeded out, and soon the construction will continue on as planned. The school is deciding whether or not to destroy the toilet, so until a decision is made, the bathroom will be closed.
3 comments:
Hi Miranda. My video game article that's not april fools.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time and Darkness
By Mewspaper
So far there have been 4 games – Red, Blue, Time, and Darkness. I actually think these games are way better than the regular Pokémon games. You get to play as a Pokémon instead of being those generic sprites that look like Ash and May and Dawn, etc. The mystery dungeons are just random mazes (series of connected rooms/passages) where you have to wander around and hopefully find the stairs. Usually, you’ll be on some sort of mission to help a (wimpy) Pokémon in distress. This is the basic game play in all of the games. The storyline keeps things fun, but it might get tiring after 99 floors in the really hard dungeons, and really tiring if you die on, say, the 98th floor.
Time and Darkness are improved versions. The main difference is the storyline. It’s much more complex. Let’s just say it involves time travel, guilds, betrayal, and amnesia. And yes, the ending will make you cry. Another difference is the kinds of Pokémon you see. (Primal Dialga is so cool.) In Darkness and Time, you can also become a bounty hunter in addition to helping distressed (wimpy) Pokémon. The scenes are very pretty, but it gets sort of plain in some of the dungeons.
So what’s the difference between Darkness and Time? Not much. The storylines are exactly the same, although some people just want to buy Darkness because it sounds cool. I have Time. The only major difference is the kinds of Pokémon in the wild. Some Pokémon are only available in one game, but you could just use a Wondermail code and get that Pokémon anyway. I don’t know if they’ve made a code yet, but apparently, you can only get Mewtwo in Darkness and Celebi in Time. Overall, I’d give these games 5 or 4.5 out of 5, because it was such an interesting concept – being a Pokémon in an all-Pokémon world.
My April Fools article. -Amy
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS POD?
Name/Alias: He’s known as Fred, but we have reason to believe that he’s actually Commander Zo65R39g1123 of the Lizard-Pods.
School/State: Cab Calloway High School in Delaware
Last Seen: Staring at a piece of tape.
Car: We've been notified that it's a Mustang... a really old one. Witnessess say that there is a "I LOVE TAPE" sticker on the back.
Physical Desciption: Very short, with dark hair, red-orange eyes, and he wears glasses. Also, he has really bad metabolism, if you know what I mean.
Gender: Male, but wait… do Pods have genders?!
Family Members: A “mom” and a “dad” who are adoptive parents (human). They seriously do not know anything about their son/daughter. The parents seem normal, but we're still checking.
I.Q.: Unknown, but seemingly low, due to his fascination with normal objects (such as tape).
PLEASE CONTACT US AT 5720-324-8593-023-6485-569-0694-373-3696-940-4393-846-3918 IF YOU HAVE MORE INFORMATION. YES. WE ARE AWARE OF THE EXTRMELY LONG PHONE NUMBER PROBLEM. DEAL WITH IT.
This search is sponsored by the Center Of Pod Safety (CODS)… We accept donations.
Hi miranda. My comic is on my blog.
(haha this gives me a reason to force you to look at my blog)
-Amy
PS I'm so depressed...sigh
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