This is my article for the april fools edition of the newspaper.
Found: Magic toilet Portal to Las Vegas!
BY: Miranda Rosaio
You know the upstairs’ girls bathroom? It has been having renovations performed on it for a long time you know (along with the rest of the school)? Well, those renovations won’t be done for a while. An undercover expedition caught several of the construction workers off duty. Where did they go you ask? It may sound a little strange but, they went to the bathroom, in a girls stall! A recent discovery has been made, stall number three is actually a toilet portal to Las Vegas (how they all fit, I have no idea)! During renovations, a pipe above the third stall, broke spilling out some sort toxic waste (It’s honestly that not hard to believe) causing the toilet to become a magic portal……TO LAS VEGAS!
The investigation took us deeper and deeper into the mystery of the never ending renovations. When we finally compiled enough evidence, we were able to get a warrant. We questioned several of the construction workers. Most of them claimed that they had no idea about the portal. The principal gave us information on all of the construction workers currently on duty. Upon further investigation, we discovered that some of the construction workers weren’t on the list at all, meaning that the school did not employ them. As it seems, someone leaked the information about the ‘portal-potty’ causing others to pose as workers to get free trips.
The frauds are being weeded out, and soon the construction will continue on as planned. The school is deciding whether or not to destroy the toilet, so until a decision is made, the bathroom will be closed.
BY: Miranda Rosaio
You know the upstairs’ girls bathroom? It has been having renovations performed on it for a long time you know (along with the rest of the school)? Well, those renovations won’t be done for a while. An undercover expedition caught several of the construction workers off duty. Where did they go you ask? It may sound a little strange but, they went to the bathroom, in a girls stall! A recent discovery has been made, stall number three is actually a toilet portal to Las Vegas (how they all fit, I have no idea)! During renovations, a pipe above the third stall, broke spilling out some sort toxic waste (It’s honestly that not hard to believe) causing the toilet to become a magic portal……TO LAS VEGAS!
The investigation took us deeper and deeper into the mystery of the never ending renovations. When we finally compiled enough evidence, we were able to get a warrant. We questioned several of the construction workers. Most of them claimed that they had no idea about the portal. The principal gave us information on all of the construction workers currently on duty. Upon further investigation, we discovered that some of the construction workers weren’t on the list at all, meaning that the school did not employ them. As it seems, someone leaked the information about the ‘portal-potty’ causing others to pose as workers to get free trips.
The frauds are being weeded out, and soon the construction will continue on as planned. The school is deciding whether or not to destroy the toilet, so until a decision is made, the bathroom will be closed.
